His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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