forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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