She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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