grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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