no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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