Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
