ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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