You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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