we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
where are you?
Hypothermia
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
