So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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