I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
meet me or not, i'm out of control
17 year olds will be the death of me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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