My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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