she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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