I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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