next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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