Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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