I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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