Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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