wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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