plz talk dirty to me
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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