so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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