I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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