Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
false alarm. still invincible.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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