You really coming over, don't trick.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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