Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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