i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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