just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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