god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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