So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my sisters under your porch take her home
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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