why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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