I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize