im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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