your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm like, not good at living.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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