someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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