I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
It was confusing and full of hummus
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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