even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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