Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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