Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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