So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Randomize