Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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