Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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