She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She is in my trunk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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