I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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