I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
