Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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