Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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