Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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