you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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