I wish i was in the wii world.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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