So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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