So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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