So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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