we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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