Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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